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人生就是這麼多采多姿.雖然不時滿天烏雲.
總有煙消雲散時.一切都會好起來的
老師教：「SUSPECT，嫌犯」。阿力立刻在筆記寫上「鹹飯」
老師不小心瞄到阿力的筆記，但又不忍讓她難堪，
就提高音量：「SUSPECT，嫌疑犯！」
只見阿力遲疑一秒，似有頓悟提筆將「鹹飯」改成「鹹魚飯」
老師再喵完後差點暈倒
於是提高音量說, 是「犯人的嫌疑犯！」 ,
阿力聽了覺得很有道理, 於是再加上三個字「飯冷的鹹魚飯」
因為阿力聽媽媽說用隔夜冷飯炒出來的比較好吃
老師再也忍不住了,用惡狠狠的眼神盯著阿力,
我說是「有一位嫌疑犯！」
阿力用顫抖的筆跡慢慢寫下「魷魚味鹹魚飯」
老師只好走到阿力身邊, 然後手按阿力的肩膀說,
是那種「罪大惡極要死的嫌疑犯！」
正值青春期滿腦想著食物的阿力怯怯地塗掉先前所寫,
然後改成「嘴大餓極要食的鹹魚飯」
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八 成是 老師發音有問題!!!
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Your imagination revs into overtime this week. Lions delve deep into their psyche and come up with some fairly outrageous scenarios. Clear your mind and see what and who wafts in. Plan a seance, create a myth and become a muse. At very least just be amusing. Uh, maybe its time to hang up your turban and take a long awaited and well deserved vacation.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Watch what you say and do in any social situation now. You think you are being funny. But some of your stray comments can upend the dynamics among a particular circle of your friends. Queer Virgins prefer to remain on the fringes of the group where they can observe and assess. Now all eyes are upon you. Do you have a milk moustache?
